How to Accidentally Terrify Someone in 9 steps

1. Go to work.

2. Work in a dust filled closet. There is years worth of dust in said closet.

3. Don’t wear one of the few masks you have left, because you need them for the outside world and you are running out. Dust never killed anyone.

4. Immediately go into a coughing and sneezing fit because dust is an asshole.

5. Hear the person outside the office stop and go ?????????????

6. Sigh heavily.

7. Try to explain there is a mountain of dust and you inhaled a large portion of it.

8. Hear person run away.

9. Weep internally.

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